Lauren Elizabeth
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Our bodies deserve more than to be war-torn and collateral, offering this fuckdom as a pathetic means to say, “I only know how to exist when I am wanted.” [x]

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo